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The Other 100 Greatest Movie Insults

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A good insult can last for generations, create conversations, and even make you giggle a little.

Here is a collection of amazing movie insults, I lol’d.

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The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time

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If you didn’t want it, you are missing out on the excitement.  YouTube editor hh1edit has compiled the 100 greatest movie insults into one 10 minute work-time-wasting video.

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On Set Photos of New Spider-Man

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Here’s pictures from on the set of the new Spider-Man movie, with Emma Stone and unfortunately some guy who isn’t me (which is how everyone is described when in the presence of Emma Stone). If there was a big. black guy there instead of the Social network guy, I would say, “hey look, there’s Emma Stone with unfortunately some guy who isn’t me,” or if a chick was standing next to her, “hey look, there’s Emma Stone and unfortunately something that isn’t me.”



Who else wants a Junk and Emma Stone movie? I sit on the couch, drinking Dr Pepper, watching and bitching about movies, getting fatter and fatter, and she just stands there. EPIC!

Sucker Punch Concept Art

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If I could draw this well, I would be a happy, happy man.

My god, I want to see this movie the more I see of it.

Almost A Century in Film

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I found this great montage of films from 1920 to present day.  It’s fantastic, really fantastic.  A great quick list of movie you should have watched and if you have yet to see them, you will be soon.

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Machete in 1 Minute… in Claymation

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Remember those Brisk Tea commercials where they had famous people in claymation?  Well, we have a new one.  Damn, I should have started this post out with, “Hey remember that one commercial where the truck falls off the side of the cliff with the scorned ex girlfriend laughing, only to have the truck perfectly fine at the bottom of the gorge?  Yeah, this is nothing like that.”  Ah, better.

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I Was A Teenage Ninja Turtle

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Junk and Fatguy Podcast Poll

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As you may know by now, FatGuy and I are doing a podcast together for the year 2011. And we have already started off with a bang. However, we are having a devil of a time trying to figure out a good name for the blasted thing. So in the vein of One-Sheet’s weekly polls and in a small honor of One-Sheet actually naming his cat after the poll that he posted asking for a name for his cat, we are inviting you to help us chose a name for our podcast. Below are a few ideas that we have either had ourselves or had email suggestions.

Feel free to add your own suggestion in the comment section below. Not too many rules, just no swearing since we want to advertise the name.
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Mondo Star Wars Posters

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If you’re familiar with the Mondo Star Wars art prints then these below are nothing new, but still very cool.  The neat thing about the Mondo Star Wars art prints is that they sell out within like an hour. So, let’s put it this way – if you want one of these be prepared for two things: 1) jump online, stay there, and add to cart as soon as they become available for sale, and 2) be prepared to spend a lot of money.  They are cool and all ,but they cost far too much.

Back to the Future – Scene Comparison

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This is something I have always wanted to see, and just was always too lazy to do myself.

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The Escapism Trilogy

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Well, I really want to encourage a kind of fantasy, a kind of magic. I love the term magic realism, whoever invented it –
I do actually like it because it says certain things. It’s about expanding how you see the world.
I think we live in an age where we’re just hammered, hammered to think this is what the world is.
Television’s saying, everything’s saying ‘That’s the world.’ And it’s not the world. The world is a million possible things.
—Terry Gilliam: Salman Rushdie talks with Terry Gilliam

Most of the time when you refer to a series of films, the grand majority of the time those films are either done by the same creator or at least have the same characters and story (Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings).  These are often refereed to as trilogies, series or even with the Alien films, the quadrilogy.  And like Harry Potter or James Bond, we see an ongoing number of films, hence making it a series.

Today, I will be discussing a trilogy.  However, this trilogy I am about to discuss is more along the lines of a thematic story connect.  And with this in mind, I am going out on a limb and saying that these films should be watched in this context more so than in the original context they were created for.  With this in mind, the films will begin to blossom into a new realization of thought process, making them much more enjoyable.  All of these films of this trilogy are all done by the same legendary director, Terry Gilliam.

I like to call the trilogy, the Escapism Trilogy.  I have heard of it called by the Trilogy of Imagination, however accurate that feels, I believe it’s more about the escapist mindset than simply imagination. It’s much, much more than that.  Now, I guarentee that you have seen at least one of these films if not all of them.  Now, your homework is watch them all, in one sitting, under the mindset of the Escapist mentality. Gilliam has always said that he thinks of his films as trilogies. And here is where the thematic trilogy comes into play.

The mentality is that Terry Gilliam examines how people utilize escapism in their lives through out different ages.  How a boy escapes his reality, how a man escapes his, and how an old man escapes his.

Let me explain.

1981 – Time Bandits

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A young boy accidentally joins a band of dwarves as they jump from time-period to time-period looking for treasure to steal.  The young boy finds his life trivial and less than exciting, until his imagination runs wild and he finds escapism.  He escapes by going on an adventure through worlds and times unknown.  The escape is from the mind of a child so of course the stories and elements are huge and disproportionate to reality.  Of course the young boy wants to go on an adventure but has not lived long enough to establish a reality in which to ground his imagination.

Fun Fact: Gilliam did not originally intend to cast Sean Connery as King Agamemnon in the movie, he merely wrote in the screenplay that when Agamemnon took off his helmet that he looked “exactly like Sean Connery.” To Gilliam’s surprise, the script found its way into Connery’s hands and Connery subsequently expressed interest in doing the film.

1985 – Brazil

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A bureaucrat in a retro-future world tries to correct an administrative error and himself becomes an enemy of the state.  The man in the story feels like he is forced into his escapiam rather than hoping for it like the young boy.  He has lived his life.  He has a grounded mentality in realism and thrives, lusts for an escape from his mundane and xeroxed life.  Reaching the center of his life he strives to break free from the monotony and find an adventure.  However, to differentiate between him and boy, at this point of his life Sam, our protagonist, finds struggles and emotional distancing from the world around him and finds that his escape is to break free from the “establishment” and all the 1984-esque aesthetics.

Fun Fact: Gilliam had trouble with studio producers over the black ending he wanted on the film. The producers wanted a “happy Hollywood” film which eliminated (among other things) the final transition and a critical line of dialogue which reveals the fate of Jill. These changes were made, and this “butchered” version was shown on US television at least once. Gilliam threatened to disown the film, and consequently the cinematic release and all videotape versions show the film essentially as he intended it to be seen (although the US cinematic release still omitted the line about Jill).

1988 – Adventures of Baron Munchausen

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An account of Baron Munchausen’s supposed travels and fantastical experiences with his band of misfits.  The Baron goes on a rehashing of his old adventures and goes back to all the places he once adventured through only to find things not as magical and memorable as they once were… in his memory.  The Baron, being an old man, escapes from reality by looking back on his own life as a young man.  He escapes into his memories.  He escapes by going INTO his memories and altering how they were, just like many older people who look back at their lives and say things like “it was better back then” or “things were bigger” or “more magical.”  Instead of creating a world from the ground up like the young boy, the old man takes structures he knows, similar to Sam in Brazil and recreates them into what he wished they were.

Fun Fact: In the scene in the King of the Moon’s bedroom, above the headboard is a small bust. In a close-up shot, the eyes of the bust are seen to contain lights that blink on and off, accompanied by the sound of a camera whirring and clicking. This is line producer David Tomblin’s homage to “The Prisoner” (1967), which he helped produce and direct in the late 1960s.

While imagination certainly plays a key role in all these films, the more proper theme as I have described is that of escapism.  To escape what we know as truth and run towards a world we can only hope to be a part of.  Do yourself a favor and watch these movies if you haven’t already.

SciFi Movie Inaccuracy Chart

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We’ve all said it at one point or another…. “this movie is awesome, but that wouldn’t really happen.” For example, I love Star Wars, but every time there is a space scene and there’s an explosion or fire in space I call Bullshit on it.  Or when there is a space battle and there are all these sounds of ships flying and lazers firing, I call bullshit.

And aside from the action genre, the science fiction genre is to blame for most of these inaccuracies.  Here is a small portion of those inaccuracies in a chart form detailing space.

New York has been declared HOTH

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3D The Movie in 3D!

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I hate 3D movies. I don’t even see the entertainment factor in them anymore since every fucking title is being released that way.  Until movies can have 3D where the image doesn’t look like an amateur shot it or dulls the colors and brightness, I could care less.  I hate how Hollywood is forcing this shit down our throats.  This is exactly what happened in the 50s.  I guess everything comes full swing, huh?  I hear them talkies are the way of the future.

It would seem someone shares my distaste for this fad.

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You Look Like Shit

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