Mark your calendars people! Because today, March 31, 2011, is the day that Stan Lee officially lost his fucking mind. He has officially announced that he’s partnered with Arnold Schwarzeneger to create a new superhero called, “The Governator”.

The series imagines an alternate reality (or is it?) that picks up as Schwarzenegger leaves office, builds a secret underground bunker stocked with vehicles and “Super Suits” that allow him to fly, and becomes a sort of Iron Man-like crimefighter who just happened to star in Junior.

Aiding him in his efforts is a 13-year-old “computer whiz” and “cybersecurity expert,” who helps him set the privacy settings on his Facebook page, we guess, and much of their time will be spent fighting arch-nemeses, the G.I.R.L.I.E. Men, who weren’t exactly thinking ahead when they chose that acronym. Elements of Schwarzenegger’s real life will factor in as well, as Lee promises, “The Governator is going to be a great superhero, but he’ll also be Arnold Schwarzenegger,” meaning the series will incorporate his kids and even wife Maria Shriver, who will hopefully be there to help The Governator out of a jam by slicing through steel with her cheekbones.

Going bat shit crazy just must be one of the perks of growing old. People who aren’t as Scrooge McDuck rich as Stan Lee just collect cats. Or have their Grandsons vacuum their ceilings. But Stan Lee is special. He just gets high on Cialus with a booze chaser then drunk dials his B.F.F. Arnie to tell him about his “next great super-heroooooo!”

Which like most drunk dials, is obviously just horrible HORRIBLE idea.

But you can’t really blame Arnold for his part in this monstrosity. If Stan Lee called you up to pitch a new superhero story based on your life, who wouldn’t go along with it? I mean this is the guy who created Spider-Man, X-Men, and Iron Man. He obviously must know what he’s doing, right?

Right?

I guess all that’s left to do now is look for Stan Lee’s new  CHUD baby in comic book store near you soon.