I’ve never been any good at crosswords, mainly because they have nothing to do with Dr Pepper or films, so in turn I get frustrated easily and end up urinating on the news paper at the donut shop in the mornings before work.
I thought to myself, I said, “Junk, what would make a good crossword puzzle since you loathe them so much?”
“Why do you loathe them so much, Junk?”
“Well, Junk, it’s because I feel retarded when I can’t figure out any of the answers.”
“Then it’s easy, Junk. Make a crossword about what you love!”
“How can I make a crossword consisting of Dr Pepper and gangbang pornos?”
“I was referring more to My Remote Radio. But I can see how the alternative would be interesting.”
So there you have it. Well, you also have some incriminating evidence. Oh god, please don’t ever make me speed date, mainly because I know that is the kind of stuff I would say. Ok, enough nonsense, let’s do a crossword, mofo!
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