Ah, geek culture is one of those cultures that will try and make anything that we see in movies, tv shows, or read in books real.
I mean, hell Shatner claims he came up with the idea for cell phones because of communicators on Star Trek, I mean everyone wants a lightsaber, and let’s face it…we’ll probably be transporting things by fucking carbonite freezing soon.
OK, so I just came up with that who carbonite shipping scheme just now…how badass would that be to receive something from Amazon in mini carbonite blocks?!
Calm down, One-Sheet, calm down.
We may not have mini carbonite shipping methods yet, but we do have other awesome geek things for your house, apartment, finished basement in your parents house. They are not only awesome on several levels, but, more importantly they are functional too!
Ok so not like, they will fix your sink if you don’t know how, functional. You know what, just buy this stuff and be cool like us!
Romulan Ale Energy Drink:
Got a long night ahead of you reading tech manuals, or shit, just an intense raid pending in WoW? Well now you can stay awake and bitch slap that like a boss. This cool, blue beauty won’t get you drunk, but it will get you super jolted with 84 mg of caffeine and vitamins in each can.
Feel free to spike this drink to recreate the version that has been banned from here to the neutral zone.
Star Wars Tumblers:
Not the kind of geek that drinks Romulan Ale outta cans? No, don’t go grab a fucking straw! Grab one of these awesome Star Wars tumblers from Entertainment Earth and be the coolest (yet slightly contradictory) nerd on the planet.
Yes, these amazing tumblers will not only hold any of your amazing refreshments, but will do so like a boss. No, there are no plans for a Salacious Crumb cup at this moment.
Laugh at that one jerk!
Carbonite Ice Cube Trays
OK, so I lied, we totally can transport things in carbonite…well, kinda. If you bought the aforementioned tumblers above, you need these ice cube trays to go along. I mean, how else will you keep your drink cool in the deserts of Tatooine?
That’s right, Carbonite Ice Cubes!
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