Japanese TV Is Delightful

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OK, so I have been posting Japanese shit all day.  Here is a collection of TV commercials and shorts you should see.

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At 0:22 they told the main guy what they were going to do with the video they had been shooting.  He was not excited.

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Yes. That is the logical conclusion.

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I’m not sure if that was breath mints, a public pool or some kind of new mop.

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If One-Sheet doesn’t have this one by now, it’s only a matter of a trip to the Anime Con.  By the way – the use of the term “New Drama” is very loosely applied here.

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I know what I am doing the next time I go to club.  I’m partly joking, I never go to clubs.  But if I did… Oh, you bet your ass!

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It actually says on the side of the package – “If you eat these noodles, an army of orange midgets will come to collect your soul.”

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Yatta Tora-chan! Dooki-chan looks happy-desu!

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Oh yeah.  I would watch football if this happened.

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Arnold, mother fucker!

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Arnold, AGAIN, mother fucker!

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Hulk with no production value. But then, again, you have Hulk .

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Michael Jackson looking very uncomfortable because he’s not with a little boy.

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HAHAH!  Just when you thought Arnold was finished, mother fucker!

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Uh. OK.  Weird women thingies.

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uhhhh. I just filled the cup.

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I don’t speak Japanese fluently, but what I did get was “Shhh, we don’t tell the authorities anything about what daddy did to you, right?”

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Bruce Willis don’t need no script, or more than 2-second screen time.

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And for your moment of Japanese Zen…

The most honest name for a movie ever.

and just for shits and giggles!

Now, we need a My Remote Radio “Smell My Ass” wall.  Stay away from Fat Guy after Taco night.

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  1. I. Love. This. Post.

    Bee tee dub. I do have that “new Japanese drama” my friend. It’s called the ancient dogoo girl and it’s made by the guy that did Machine Girl and Toyko Gore Police. Sadly Asami isn’t in it.

    Also, on another note, I think the girl in the pad commercial you posted is Eriko Sato, from the Cutie Honey movie.

  2. junk

    HAHA. You are king, sir.

  3. Sigh, Junk, it’s just you that think that…heck it was probably just you and I that read this post.

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