You read that right (if you read the subtitle on the main page).  This limited edition Blu Ray of the 1983 remake of Scarface is being released September 6th and at a fucking disgustingly over-priced sticker of $999.99!

According to The Hollywood Reporter, the ultra-luxe Blu-ray will include most of the extras currently on the DVD (that you can buy at this very moment for $20), as well as a few additional features (you read that correct, a “few” additional features) — a documentary on the film’s place in culture (you know, how hood kids think it’s a good movie), a picture-in-picture feature (so you can not pay attention more), and a scorecard feature that keeps count of the F-bombs dropped and bullets fired (woot, that’s worth my money, a printed piece of card stock). Also included will be a digital copy of the film and the original 1932 black-and-white movie, of which the 1983 Brian De Palma version is a remake (did I mention that already?). But here’s where it gets really special — you’ll also receive a hand-painted humidor crafted out of untreated Spanish cedar. And best of all, since only 1,000 copies of the $999.99 edition will be made available, you’ll have the satisfaction of knowing that only 999 other people are are as obsessed with the film as you are and have as much disposable income as you do.

Why isn’t there an airsoft version of theM16A1 with a beanbag M203 GL instead of a humidor?  A humidor?  Please.How about a few Gs of coke?

Lame.