This is more of a forum type of discussion because I want to hear what you guys think is a movie that you loathe, that you hate, that you downright despise, but others, in fact, a shit load of other people think it simply amazing.

“Follow close behind, son. This is about to get shitty.”
Most movies that I think are wastes of celluloid a lot of other people do as well. Movies like Hitch, I, Robot, Salt, Independence Day, Pearl Harbor, Transformers, and pretty much anything by Michael Bay or starring Will Smith. However, there have been movies that get wide praise for being amazing and I think are just plain dumb. Like last season of JunkCast I reviewed Wise Blood which every review of the film I read and listened to were all high and glowing. Plus it was on Criterion. But the movie was fucking stupid. The script was beyond weak and the acting felt so forced that it felt like I was watching a bad high school play.

Careful where you’re walking, those plot holes are every where.
Other movies I just hate that the rest of the world seems to love are Gladiator, The Patriot, and Braveheart. Now, all of these movies I liked the first time I saw them, however, I continued to watch them again. Gladiator was fun when I saw it in the theater because it was a grand scale and exciting. However upon watching it again there were so many fucking plot holes, forced rhetoric, and jamming down your throat emotions that I instantly turned my opinion of the film. After my first viewing of The Patriot I was amazed at how brutal the revolutionary war was, however, I watched the movie twice. With all the inaccuracies, fuck ups, and shitty story telling, the movie is a steaming pile. When Braveheart came out I was instantly in love. It was breath taking…. then I read up on the history of William Wallace. After reading everything I read I could never watch the movie the same again… however, I do have to admit the opening 2 minutes of the movie with the commentary by Mel Gibson was awesome because he talks about how he didn’t see a need for opening film credits. He wanted the film itself to be more important and that I completely respect. Many movies could be awesome if they skipped the opening credits.

“Damn, I should’ve read the history book of this guy…Nah, no one will care.”
Don’t get me too wrong here. I love epic movies. I love the grand scale of it all. Just don’t dumb it down for the audience. Tell a good story and the film will be good.
What are some of you hated movies that everyone else loves?


Sideways
Twilight
Rosemary’s Baby
Some Like It Hot
Waking Life
Erin Brockovich
…ok ANYTHING with Julia Roberts, Meg Ryan, Rachel Bilson, Kim Kardashian, Liza Minelli, Sandra Bullock (with the one exception of Speed), Bette Midler…oh god I could go all day.
Toy Story 3
The Kings Speech
Every Harry Potter after Goblet of Fire
The Blind Side
Every Mel Brooks movie (other than Space Balls)
Gran Torino
Mary and Max
Unforgiven
No Country for Old Men
District 9
Children of Men
Good Will Hunting
Finding Neverland
The 40 Year old Virgin
Wedding Crashers
Super Troopers
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Remember the Titans
The Hurt Locker
…. Please don’t lynch me…
Totally have to agree with
Some Like It Hot
Super Troopers
Remember the Titans
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Blindside
Toy Story 3
Wedding Crashers
and Erin Brocka bitch
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Gonna add some new ones
There’s Something About Mary
Meet The Parents 1, 2, 3
Willy Wonka
Toy Story 1
Monsters Inc
Cars
There Will Be Blood
Dark Crystal
Corpse Bride
Once Upon A Time In America
Singing in the Rain
The Graduate (jesus christ I hated this fucking movie)
To kill a Mockingbird
Annie Hall
Rocky
American Grafitti
Hannibal and Red Dragon
Do The Right Thing
The Wild Bunch
Easy Rider
American Pie (all of them)
Sideways,
Empire Records,
Pretty much anything starring Will Ferrel in a leading role (anchorman included)
Finding Nemo
Crank
Scarface
WILD ZERO
Dan in real life
UP
Fast and the Furious
Anything by that hack tyler perry
a Clockwork orange
Paul Blart Mall Cop
The Godfather
Amelie (sorry One-Sheet!)
The King’s Speech
Inglourious Basterds
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (yep, I said it)
Slumdog Millionaire
Avatar
…I’ll think of some more later…
AVATAR and SCARFACE! Yes. Those are two movies I can not stand, also the people who like ‘em!
you guys make me wanna puke in my mouth…. and drink limeade…which is cool.
Godfather! and Temple of Doom!… REALLY?…Doc Oz… I’m sad now…
AMELIE!….i feel pain…Empire Records!….ugh… I feel nothing with Junks post… he is but a mere shock jock to me. POSER!
Fatguy, by you saying “any Harry Potter movie AFTER Goblet”…that leads me to believe you enjoyed Goblet the film…for shame Fatguy, for shame.
I will also throw down on….
PCU
Club Dread (or just about anything by Broken Lizard)
Wedding Crashers
anything with Owen Wilson in a leading role
anything with Vince Vaughn in a leading role
Paul Blart (I never saw it…and refuse to see it, no matter how much I love King of Queens)
Made
The Notebook
Broken Flowers
ok well a lot of Jim Jarmush films I hate too
Trees Lounge
XXX
Fast and the Furious
Scarface
Godfather 3
well just about any mobster flick, I’m not a fan of those
Leathal Weapon
If we’re really honest with ourselves Fat Guy, I think we can admit that The Godfather was boring as all hell and the only reason I even tolerate it is because it gave us the awesomeness that is The Godfather Part 2.
And ya…Amelie…sorry. Just not a fave and was an easy target. lol.
no one said something about dude wheres my car, so that would make it a good movie:D
(all) fast and furious
(all) american pie
Scarface
dude wheres my car
XXX
(all) lethal weapon
Crank 1&2
Dumb&Dumber
(all) Ace ventura
Epic the movie 1&2
superhero movie
green lantern
(All) batman
those movies are very good, yes i know there ar more good movies but i cant think of more good movies right now
300
the royal tenenbaums & the life aquatic
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Borat
and how dare any of you attack super troopers.