I’m telling you man. Doc Oz’s just can’t catch a break lately.
(FYI…I’m going to use the word creepy a lot in the next few paragraphs. You’ll understand why in just a second.)
First we have to deal with every cartoon dog and/or comic relief character being named Doc Oz. Then we have a stupid dance called “The Doc Ozie” taking over YouTube. But now things have been taken up a notch with this actor Doc Oz Hutchison. Who I vaguely remember playing a creepy character on Lost, marrying a 16 year old girl and seriously creeping me the hell out (especially at the 2:00 mark) in this creepy video I stumbled across over at BuzzFeed.
Now I really don’t care what this guy does. Seriously. Not one damn bit. My only problem is that Doc Oz’s are rare enough as it is. And this guy is taking our once noble (non-creepy) name and dragging it through some really creepy ass mud.
So…I wanted to share it with you good people and get it on the record that not all Doc Oz’s are creepy like this one Doc Oz is.
”Flying on the wings of love?” Seriously? She actually just said that? Yowsa.
Rather than just write up an angry comment, here is my IM convo with Doc Oz regarding this video:
One-Sheet
yeah i’ve been reading about this weirdo man
and his like 1 role in the green mile
Doc Oz
PLEASE comment that, lol
One-Sheet
hahaha
right after i watch this creepy ass video
Doc Oz
just wait for 2 min mark
you’ll squirm
One-Sheet
….oooooooooooookkkkkay
so obviously this dude was banging a minor for a WHILE before they got married
why else would he keep stressing the no illeagle stuff
right, sure, you didnt touch that girl until your wedding night
my BALLS
and “flying on the wings of love” wooooow
Doc Oz
dude
so
fucked
up
One-Sheet
courtney WAS christian
now she is just a defiled minor
Doc Oz
have you gotten to the 2 min mark?
One-Sheet
oh yeah dude
the posing
Doc Oz
dude
One-Sheet
wtf was that!
Doc Oz
everytime she goes “mmmhmmmmm”
i just want to tear my eyes out
One-Sheet
oh. my. god.
“i wish i was a virgin when i met her”
OH FUCK YOU DUDE
NO YOU DO NOT
Doc Oz
he just wanted to a bang a kid
that’s all there was to it