HELP!

Suicide Goose is up on the ledge and he’s ready to end it all.  WE NEED TO SAVE HIM!

Only your comments have this power!

In the comment section below I need you to write out the most hilarious/ridiculous reason why Suicide Goose should keep on trucking.

The best comment wins a C2E2 prize and will be immortalized on the new “Suicide Goose Says” MRR Memes page! Check out the sidebar!

This is a weekend long competition, multiple entries are welcome.  The best entry will be chosen Sunday, April 15th.  Good luck!