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Elephant In The Room

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I’m sure many of you out there were wondering just what was taking us so long to bring up the Avengers film with the recent rumors that have been floating around.  Well, that was just it, we wanted to wait for many of the rumors to blow over.  Fanboy excitement overloads our circuits here, and we’ve found that we need at least a 24 hour buffer on just about all things geek before we settle down and look at everything clearly.

So that being said, it looks as though many of the rumors have blown over, and I’m going to put it up here for all to see.  Variety is reporting that the one, the only, Joss Whedon is in final negotiations to direct the Avengers picture.

Each finger represents how badass I am times a million.  Go get a calculator.

This doesn’t come without a substantial amount of work I can only imagine.  Though the screenplay was penned by Zak Penn, whose screenplay lineup is 99% superhero films and 1% PCU, I’m sure Joss will come in and do some rewrites on the script to successfully “Whedonize” it for our viewing pleasure.  Which is a very, very good thing, I mean did you see X-Men 3?

My biggest concern with this is, this movie is going to be so heavily influenced by studio decisions I don’t know how Joss will handle it.  Granted, he’s a total badass, this is the guy who can create a show, have it taken off the air after barely 10 episodes, then have fandom revive it into a badass film.  Studio execs see Serenity as a total flop, but I think they can see how quickly we are captivated by Joss’ projects.  Just look at the success of Doctor Horrible!  So even if they are breathing down his neck constantly, he will be able to keep it true, keep it real, and make it amazing.

So I guess all that is left to say is, “AVENGER FANS……..ASSEMBLE!”

(Was it just me, or was Hawkeye pretty lame in every sense of the word?)

Let’s Talk Evil Dead IV

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What is probably one of the most successful B-rate franchises on the planet, the Evil Dead series has seen 3 movies, 2 video games, a stage musical, and countless mashups in comic books and fan fiction, not to mention lunch boxes, t-shirts, and a really awesome line of action figures.  Where do we go from here?

(Looks like there were only 2 reasons to see this…ba-zing!)

Many of you, before even finishing that sentence are already wracking your brain to remember all the little bits of info we’ve been hearing for over a damn decade about Evil Dead 4.  Let’s be honest here people…It aint happening.

Several of you probably just gasped so loudly your co-workers probably think you have asthma now.  I understand, even I was surprised by my last sentence, but seriously people let’s be real for like 10 seconds here.  Been rumored for over a decade, do you remember the last series that came out of hibernation after that long?  That’s right Star Wars…what good came of that?

(I am a bitter, bitter man)

Also, I mean, does anyone even WANT to see this now?  Personally, after watching Drag Me To Hell, I found myself wondering what other horrors that Sam Raimi is kicking around up in that noggin of his.  I would much rather see that right now, than another sequel or remake.  I think that if another Evil Dead did get released, it would be lost among the Friday the 13ths and the Nightmare on Elm Street revivals (not that those series were in any way dead).

Ask me about Evil Dead 4 again, I dare ya!

I think we as fans are getting a little too demanding with this stuff.  Ted Raimi just “released” new info that said “It might happen, it might not, we’ll see.”  We’ve been reading this info for so long, but somehow we have become delusional enough to believe the bullshit excuses we give ourselves when all that hearsay leads us back to the inevitable, nothing is moving on this movie.

Why are we even talking about it anymore still?  There is no script, nobody seems to want to return to it.  Why would Raimi jump back into this awesome franchise and risk a Lucas move?  He’s got bigger and better projects to be working on.  If anything he should pull a John Carpenter and just sit on the success until he’s too old and fat to want to do anything, and then just sign away the rights to some new director just to get people off of his back.

I think we need to turn off the reel to reel tape player, stop with the Candarian chants, and just accept the truth.  There will be no Evil Dead 4, no matter what the demand.  I for one am okay with this, keep the series where it is…besides, Army of Darkness really wasn’t that great in the first place.  I see that as the excuse movie for people who don’t like horror films to still look cool.

(Oh you’ve seen Army of Darkenss too?  Wow, why don’t you talk to me when you grow some stones and watch a Fulci movie.)

The Truth Behind Regeneration

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All of us Doctor Who fans who watch with delight as the TARDIS travels to unthinkable places in time and space all have one question we ask every few years or so.  “So what the hell is with this regeneration?”

Obviously, we all know that it is a ploy created to keep the show fresh with new actors as the Doctor.  But there is so much more behind the regeneration process that us in Whoville didn’t even know applied.  According to newly found papers in the BBC archive, the regenerations weren’t just a face lift for the Doctor, they were meant to convey the “hell and dark horror” of what of not only the Doctors life, but also a really bad LSD trip.

That’s right folks, for all of you who watched older episodes of Doctor Who and thought, “These guys have to be tripping balls to think of this…” you aren’t totally wrong!

According to the document:

The metaphysical change… is a horrifying experience – an experience in which he relives some of the most unendurable moments of his long life, including the galactic war.  It is as if he has had the LSD drug and instead of experiencing the kicks, he has the hell and dank horror which can be its effect.

These regenerations come with at a cost though, insanely harsh fanboy criticism.  I know I too am a culprit to this.  I find that of the original Doctors Tom Baker is easily the best, and David Tennant of the new.  It seems a majority of people feel this way as well.  With each Doctor comes a new personality.  Some incredibly serious, others, like Tom and David, are more on the wacky side of things.

This all leads up to the most recent incarnation of the Doctor, Matt Smith.  His portrayal of the Doctor is supposed to be one who is a disgruntled scholar who has all the answers, but is someone nobody listens too.  I think this will bring about a more frustrated Doctor, more rash decisions and solo saves…the Kirk rather than the Picard.

Fo shizzle

What do you think?

Thanks BBC News

Walking Dead Now Has A Leading Man!

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Last week, we reported on some casting developments on the walking dead series.  We had casting news for Shane, but the part of Rick was in question.  In the updated news it looks like our former Hacker did indeed crash and burn (seriously watch Hackers if you don’t get that), Jonny Lee Miller is out of the running for the main character, and you might be a little surprised by who is in.

One-Sheet Lincoln aka the sign holding guy that was obsessed with Keira Knightley in Love Actually has been cast as the lead in the new series.  One-Sheet hasn’t done too much other recognizable work as of yet, but I’m hoping this bodes well for the show because we as viewers wont have any preconceived notions about what to expect based on the cast alone.

I think it’s a smart choice to keep casting virtual unknowns for this show…what do you think?  Do you think Jonny Lee was robbed of the part?

Battlestar Galacticar

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Are you a BSG fan with an old mail truck and a small Chevy V8 engine lying around? Oh, and do you like NOT having air conditioning? Well then you too could have a badass Mark I Viper just like Dean Shorey!

Image via: Jalopnik

You won’t even mind sweating your ass off inside the cockpit because you’ll be looking sooo damn coooooolll. It even has a tape deck!

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The Street Legal Viper

The car was built by Dean Shorey, the master ride mechanic for Seabreeze Amusement Park in Rochester, NY. I worked there as a systems engineer for one season on a custom pump house control system for their waterpark. Dean and his crew have that park in such good working order, that he has a lot of free time on his hands, especially in the off seasons (when the park isn’t building custom antique style carousels for other parks). So he restores and collects cars. Last I talked with him, he had over 20 something vehicles in various states of restoration. He’s a big fan of the original BSG, so he decided to build himself a STREET LEGAL Viper Starfighter. From what I remember, the front end is off of an old postal Jeep, it has chevy small block engine (cause Dean is a GM guy and he has lots of small blocks lying around the shop). It seats one person and has a cassette deck. No A/C.

WonderCon Looked Awesome

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Swing on over to The Chive and check out some awesome WonderCon photos from this past weekend.  If you aren’t familiar with it, WonderCon is the second largest comic convention in California next to the San Diego convention.

A Star Wars Comedy Show?

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If you did a double take while reading that title, you aren’t the only one.   Your eyes aren’t liars though, they did read that correctly.

According to The Live Feed, George Lucas has decided to do something smart with the Star Wars franchise.  It has just been released that George Lucas has given his blessing to the minds behind Robot Chicken, Seth Green and Matt Senreich, to join forces (like Han and Chewie) with Lucasfilm Animation for a Star Wars comedy series.

Green said:

The Star Wars universe is so dense and rich; it’s crazy to think that there aren’t normal, mundane everyday problems in a world so well-defined. And it’s even crazier to think of what those problems might be, since it’s all set in a galaxy far, far away. What do these characters do when they’re not overthrowing Empires?

I think that this is one of the smartest things that Lucas has done.  Finally a decision that makes sense!  What do you think?

(It’s a trap!)

The Live Feed

Ghostbusters 3 News

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Sigh, seems like there is starting to be hangup after hangup with this movie.  I have faith that the busting will continue, but it’s reports like these that nurture the seed of doubt in me.

National Enquirer gossip columnist Mike Walker was on the Howard Stern show playing his “gossip game” where Howard and his crew need to guess which topic is real and which is fake.  One of the apparently true stories revolved around Ghostbusters 3.

Dan Aykroyd called ‘ol pal and Ghostbusters co-star Bill Murry and snarled ‘stop acting like a jerk’, ” Walker reported. “Murray, despite agreeing to doing the film, has suddenly turned so cranky and mean [that] he refuses to answer phone calls.

Producers gave Bill script approval needed for his cooperation, but that cant even seem to get him on the phone to talk about the script. He’s even told ‘em that his character needs to be killed off in the opening minutes of the film.

I know, I know it says right there, National Enquirer so I shouldn’t believe it…but I can’t help it, I’m seeing nothing but troubled news reports about this film.

Is this one doomed by Gozer?

Dr Venkman Painting by Jeff Bonker

Clear Freddy Kreuger Pic

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Been wondering just what exactly Jack Earl Haley looks like in all that Freddy makeup? Well SuperHeroHype has done it again. A user snapped a pic of him and did a little cleanup in Photoshop.

What do you think about this make-up revamp?

Looking For A Vacation Getaway?

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(Woman not included in nightly room cost)

Swing on over to Tripadvisor and check out the ratings for Schrute Farms!  People are saying the help is astounding, the host is very knowledgeable on many topics including beets, bears, AND Battlestar Galatica.  Martial arts lessons available for an extra charge.

Just In Case You Needed Clarification…

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Now, when you go to a con, you can clearly identify and categorize the geeks you meet.  You’re like Charles Darwin, only instead of looking for different species on a beautiful island, you’re doing it dressed as a Cylon.

More “Walking Dead” News!

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Oh yeah, the news is just all over the place today with “The Walking Dead”, and I have to say, it makes me excited!  So let’s dive right into the goods.

First up:

AMC has already ordered 6 episodes of the series!  This is phenomenal because the pilot hasn’t even been shot yet!  AMC must really know about the zombie craze and have complete faith in Frank Darabont and this adaptation, and they would be silly not to!

Next:

We might have Rick Grimes, our lead in the series!  Yesterday we came at you with the casting of his best friend Shane.  Well this is the real deal, and though there is mixed reception about the casting choice I for one really like it.

Johnny Lee Miller is the frontrunner for the part of Rick!  You may know him from many films…but I think there is one film that stands above all the rest…Hackers.

Finally:

I’ve always been a fan of AMC, but with their president coming out with statements like this I think this channel is going to be around, and one of the most top watched channels, for a long time to come.  Charlie Collier says:

AMC strives to make original shows that play like movies and ‘The Walking Dead’ is a perfect complement to the network’s celebrated movie franchise, Fearfest, which has always been an important destination for our audience,” said AMC president Charlie Collier. “With its depth of story and the remarkable talent attached, The Walking Dead gives us an opportunity to raise the bar significantly within this popular genre, and continue our commitment to being the home of premium programming on basic cable.

What do you think about all  this?

The LHC Is Active…And We’re Still Here!

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That’s right after years worth of setbacks and putting fear into many of your minds, the LHC is up and running!  As of this morning it sent two proton beams smashing into one another with three times more force than ever before, with a combined energy level of 7 trillion electron volts.

I wonder what kinda crap spilled out when they hit?

The Walking Dead – Casting News

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If you didn’t know that AMC was adapting the comic “The Walking Dead” into a TV series, now you do.  Frank Darabont is attached to write, direct, and produce this amazing project.  However, there has been little news of progress other than that a pilot has been ordered, and I was starting to get worried…until today.

We have our first casting decision!

According to MTV’s Splashpage:

The living are starting to flock towards “The Walking Dead,” as actor Jon Bernthal has become the first official cast member for the AMC television series. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Bernthal will play Shane, the best friend of series protagonist and fellow police officer Rick Grimes. Bernthal is best known on television for his role on “Eastwick” and the currently airing “The Pacific,” and was most recently seen on the big screen in “Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian” and “The Ghost Writer.”

I’m personally ecstatic about this, not that I know much, or have seen anything with Jon in it, but that’s the beauty of what this show will be.  I remember when the comic came out I had no idea what to expect of it, and it did nothing but impress.  I’m hoping the TV show will do the same.

What do you think?

Thanks BamKapow!


Neill Cameron’s Alphabet

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Neill Cameron has made 26 new photos.  You guessed it, each of those photos pertains to a letter of the alphabet, he calls it the A-Z of Awesomeness.  Swing on over to his site at NeillCameron.com, or click the picture above to check out the rest of the list.

My personal favorite is J for sure.