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Hey Fatty! Want a Heroin Hamburger?
Ok, so let me get this straight.
Someone paid for, and made, a commercial trying to make it so it’s not enough to just be a fat kid. Having to go day in day out putting up with ignorant people judging you and your self worth, just because you look different than the “norm”. Causing you to constantly struggle with your self esteem as well the health complications that come from being obese, when 90% of the time it’s medically something that’s out of your control for both either physical and emotional reasons.
But now…there’s an advertising campaign designed to make you have to deal with fascist people looking at you like a drug addict too?
FUCK YOU AND EVERYONE INVOLVED IN MAKING THIS COMMERCIAL.
But good job to the Director of Photography and the grip crew, because that hamburger does look delicious though!
Mmmmmmmmmm…Heroin Hamburger
Sour – Hibi no Neiru Music Video
When it comes to music videos, you have to admit, there is a lot of pathetic excuses for ingenuity out there. Most follow a borrow conceptual routine of showing the band play music. FUCKING LAME! If I wanted to see the band play their instruments or sing at the camera I would pay to go see them in concert, and I do not attend concerts with a ticket price above $10, so you can imagine that most of those cock smokers don’t get my attendance.
Wow. Rant. Sorry. Music videos. Cliche, formulaic.
But not SOUR. This video really impressed the hell out of me.
Awesome Web 2.0 Time Lapse Painting
Remember that massive wall painting that was shot in time lapse? Yeah, freaking amazing.
This guys invites people online to play part in the project and tell him what to paint. Neat video. From 2009 to 2010 this video was shot.
Post #501 YouTube Awesome
Here are 100 YouTube videos in 200 seconds, cleverly edited and placed together to be extra fun.
Lady Gives Snake A Bath
I don’t think it makes me any less of a man to admit that I hate snakes. I hate ‘um!
I was forced to touch a giant python in a fucked up show ‘n tell in 5th grade, and I’ve never been able to shake the feeling that nightmare gave me. Pushed by peer pressure I touched it’s scaly side and felt it’s massive muscles move. Then watched in petrified horror as it flicked it’s tongue out and tried to rest it’s head on my shoulder. “Asdfjasdlk;fjas;dfa”!!!
If it was any other animal I would have simply thought it was trying to be sweet. Right? Wrong. Not this hell beast. I saw it’s beady little black eyes look up at me and this sucker saw a blonde haired snack.
Now once more with feeling, “ASDfjasldkfjalskdjfalsdf”!!!!!!
I don’t like hairless cats either, and probably for the same reason. Pets should be furry. And that’s a fact. I think it’s even in the Bible somewhere. Probably in between those long Matt and Luke chapters. And we all know that everything in the Bible is 100% truth. So there you go.
Which brings me to our main event. A video called “Bath Python”.
I don’t even know what to say about this video other than, “Asdfkjasdfjasdfasd”!! I mean, what the hell is happening here? Why is that python so smelly? Has it been bathing in baby blood or something? Just let that thing drown lady!
I just don’t get it. And so help me, if this marks the end to cute cat videos on the internet and the start of snakes…then I’m out. Seriously. No more computers for Doc Oz. They’re overrated anyways.
Now roll the awful tape…
And now for your palette cleanser…
“Eastbound & Down: Season Dos” Trailer!
“A man that’s seen the things that I’ve seen, experienced the loss and pain that I’ve experienced…I transcend race hombre”
Inception Cat Says Bonnggggg
Welp, it’s Friday everyone! So crank up your sound, or put on your headphones, and let Inception Cat haunt your dreams. Within a dream. Within a dream.
Seriously, pump up the volume peoples! The music takes this cat, also known as “Peeping Tom Cat”, to a whole new level. Within a level. Within a level. Ok, I’ll stop.
Bonngggggggggg
via The Daily What
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For Shame, One-Sheet and Junk. For Shame.
For shame guys, for shame. I mean how is it even possible that two geeks living in Chicago to NOT know about this amazing coffee shop yet?! It’s called The Wormhole Coffee, and it’s a 1984 pop culture mecca!
Sure it’s pretty new, a couple months old now, but that’s still no excuse for not walking down and grabbing a cup of joe and hanging out. It’s not like you could miss it either, since it has a freakin’ Dolorean in the front window complete with Mr. Fushion. Almost looking like Doc Brown got struck by lightning, and got accidently transported to a bad ass coffee shop made by geeks FOR geeks.
They even have Ghostbusters memorabilia, as well as a whole shrine to Star Wars when it was still actually good!
If my wife and I lived in Chicago, I guarantee you we would be hanging out at this place every morning. I mean can you even imagine a better way to start your day than pawing at a replica Delorean while eating delicious, delicious, Mocca Puffs (see the video below). I think not.
So what is your excuse? If you never heard of this place, ok I’ll let this one slide for now. But if you’ve walked right by it already…then go now for the love of god for all of us who live too far away!
If you don’t, ohhhh if you don’t. I think it’s going to be time to seriously question our friendships (just kidding cause I love you guys, but I will razz you until you finally succome to peer pressure / nerd shame).
Star Wars Uncut is Finished
A couple years ago, a project started. One that would surely encapsulate the times we live in. A project that would not only bring together several generation of fans but also allow them to show their own love and craft and creativity for their passion. My friends and foes, this is that project.
While the project itself is not new news, and I am sure most of you already know of it and have seen various clips from the movie: Star Wars Uncut. However, the cool news and the reason I am writing today is because the film is finally finished!
If you are unaware of the project, then you are in for a delightful surprise. Here is the recipe for awesomeness:
Take the film Star Wars.
Cut it into 457 15-second clips.
Designate people to take 1 of those 457 clips each. They make their own vision of that 15 second clip.
Those people make their vision and upload the video.
Thousands of other Star Wars fans vote on which version of a certain 15 second clip is best.
Birthday Cat Says “Fuck Yo Cake”
Ya, I got nothing. What can you say about a cat wearing a tie and a grimace on his birthday? This is just one of those videos that you really have to watch for yourself.
The Milky Way is Purdy
Enjoy this timelapse video of the Perseid Meteor Shower and the galactic core taken over the course of 3 days at Joshua Tree National Park.
“Piranha 3D” for Your Consideration
God help me, I’m really starting to look forward to Piranha 3D.
It’s one of those movies, like Sharktopus, that knows exactly what it is. A cheezy, bloody, nudity filled, horror film about killer gold fish and starring the fat kid from Stand by Me. And it doesn’t apologize for it once, in fact it’s celebrating it. Now that maybe not be Oscar worthy like this Funny or Die clip would like you to believe. But it’s most certainly deserving of at least a hardy pat on the back for their marketing team! So good job guys. You just earned yourself a $10 seat sold at my local movie theater.
Ok, that’s a lie.
But definitely a rental on Netflix. Definitely.
“A Clockwork Corn”
??It’s just like “A Clockwork Orange” except with Squirrels…and without that really disturbing rape scene.
Star Wars Blu Ray Announced and Deleted Scenes
This weekend at Celebration V, George Lucas dropped the bomb and announced what we have all be wanting to hear for about 3 years now. When the hell are the movies coming to Blu Ray? George announced that the films, all 6, will be coming in one package to Blu Ray Fall of 2011.
Why is this so freaking awesome and at the same time, kinda weak? Yeah I could be way more excited about this, but I’m hesitant. I’ve been saying Blu Ray is really on it’s way out as we speak. That’s sad really, but the next big thing, and I have been saying this for 5 years now, will be streaming, like Netflix Watch It Instantly. With the sheer number of movies out there and transfer rates going way up, not to mention quality, it won’t be long before you can transfer a 1:1 quality ratio right from the editor’s AVID machine to your home. Will it be soon, I don’t imagine so, but still…
Star Wars (the original 3) are half of the movies I am drooling for on Blu Ray. Please don’t think I’m not excited about this. The movies I really freaking want on Blu are Episode 4-6, Lord of the Rings (Extended Versions) 1-3, and Seven Samurai. With Samurai on it’s way out in October, that leaves the others to be in my collection soon after.
Now, aside from having this 1977, 1980, and 1983 movie collection in crisp, clean digital HD, what is cool about getting the same fucking movie I have on 3 version of VHS, 2 version of Laser Disc, and 2 version of DVD (one from Japan since the original version never came out here in the states)?
George also announced that there will be bonus features on the discs as well. According to the announcement the set will have “all six live-action Star Wars feature films, with the highest picture and audio quality,” along with extensive extras like “documentaries, vintage behind-the-scenes moments, interviews, retrospectives and never-before-seen footage from the Lucasfilm archives.”
Lucas premiered one of the long-lost deleted scenes which will be included in the release, a scene from Return of the Jedi which involved Luke Skywalker assembling his new, green-bladed lightsaber prior to infiltrating Jabba the Hutt’s palace, and stashing it in R2-D2’s dome. The scene has completed visual effects and music because it was cut right before the final edit of the film was made during post production. There is a pretty decent video of the deleted scene from the event this weekend.
Here are some more deleted scenes from the original movies you may or may not have seen.
