It’s time for a raunchy Wasteland Wednesday. Seriously guys, if you listen to this one at work, better throw on your headphones and make sure you boss isn’t nearby, because things get sexy in this episode. Spy sexy…
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On The ‘Cast This Week:
Synopsis:
A sister’s work is never done – not when there are wrongs to right and underdogs to defend. Just returned to their mountaintop hideaway after their latest successful mission, the seven fearless friends enjoy a celebratory dinner and retire to bed. But within an hour, an alarm sounds, and the ladies rush into the compound in time to see Myra and their mentor, Charles, climbing aboard a helicopter. All that’s left is a mysterious note, signed by Charles. Still reeling, the sisters receive an urgent call from retired justice Pearl Barnes. Pearl runs an underground railroad to help abused and displaced women, and she’s just rescued fourteen pregnant teenagers who belong to a highly secretive and controversial polygamy sect. But keeping the girls safe will require the kind of hlep only the sisterhood can provide – if they can band together and go it alone…
Synopsis:
Baroness Penelope St. John-Orsini takes on SPOILER, a mysterious organization that threatens to turn the world’s most precious commodity into an all-devouring instrument of death. now the sensuous superspy must use every inch of her devastating body against a perverted mastermind who dreams of global conquest. Facing sadists and sea monsters, she hasn’t a moment to lose-for already the lethal lubricant has begun to choke the planet in a horrible ooze of black death!
Synopsis:
Lucy likes to tell monster stories. she’s told so many that her friends and her family are sick of it. Then one day, Lucy discovers a real, live monster: the librarian in charge of the summer reading program. Too bad Lucy’s told so many monster tall tales. too bad no one believes a word she says. Too bad the monster knows who she is…and is coming after her next.
Synopsis:
The dreaded warlord Mordath has returned from the grave, gathered his troll armies and crushed the Five Lands under his heel. Only one woman, the archer Arwyn, can end his evil reign. Driven by vengeance, Arwyn vows to bring about the despot’s downfall. But Mordath can be defeated only by gathering the scattered fragments of a legendary weapon, forcing Arwyn to undertake an epic quest. With a rogue adventurer and a mysterious wise woman has her companions, Arwyn sets out to destroy ultimate evil.
I absolutely love Greg Land’s art, and really am upset this series was never finished.
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Word Of The Week:
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Author Spotlight:
Click on the image of Paulo Coehlo to jump over to the Author Spotlight.
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Game Of The Week:
Count how many euphemisms Paul Kenyon uses for the word penis in the erotic tale of Black Gold.
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Special Thanks To CraZy J For The Intro Music.











holy crap…. I hope to god no one walks in while I’m listening to this… oh… by the way… I like Purple headed warrior.
Hahahaha. That’s a good one Fat Guy.
And yes, it is super spy-rotic.
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Best episode yet! As for the total number of words for penis… I counted
Part 1: 25 times
Part 2: 10 times
I’m sure I missed a few, because it was difficult sometimes to determine whether is was another way of saying penis or an adjective describing the previous noun. Then there’s the situation of describing the penis as a whole or focusing on specific parts aaaaaaaaaaaand I’m putting too much thought into this…
YES! Toilet you are the flipping man!
I read that twice (the first read through and the the LW read through) and didn’t even keep count!
My whole thing was he would jump from a fruit description to a medical description, and I wasn’t sure if he was trying to make us hungry, get us to become certified PHDs or if we were supposed to be horny. haha.
Good God One-Sheet. WHY DID YOU EVER FINISH THAT BOOK?!?!?!
You might be on some Government list now for reading that! hahaha.
I would have gotten to the part describing his throbbing plumb and just started to involuntarily burning things! Your commitment to the written word amazes me this week. Wow. Just wow.
Haha, I think a lot of it stemmed from just curiosity as to “where will this book go next?” The answer was the second set of erotic-ness.